My name is Alfred Loh and i am, by far without a doubt, one of the most wasted people on the planet. This is my blog
kindly proceed to consume your own faeces
Published on February 4, 2004 By Crazeemunky In Personal Relationships
Browsing through the list of blogs listed on this website I realize that there are just as much pathetic attention seeking bloggers just like me all over this condemned network of electronic impulses normal idiotic mortals call the internet, and I'm fine with that. But like my stand on gay people, I tend to recoil and writhe in hate whenever one of these… ‘Things’ gets near me.

Before I proceed, let me confess something. I hate gay people. Don’t get me wrong, I love lesbians, in fact, anyone who doesn't agree with the idea of lesbianism is a damn right fool. But gay people don’t deserve a place on this earth. Personally, I suggest castration, since they don’t use their balls anyway.

Now back to the topic at hand, as pathetic as I may say I am, in all honesty I'm not that weak, well, not that weak when you compare me to retards, gays, people who use the word ‘kewl’, or religious fanatics, which, sadly, comprises most of the general population of this God forsaken earth. Saying so, I'm actually pretty good, but anyone who would directly admit that they’re that much better than the rest of the world is either a downright genius, an arrogant bastard (most obnoxious male chauvinistic pigs like me fall under this category), or someone who has no idea what their babbling about. But that’s beside the point. My point is of course, that the internet, much less, the world of blogging, is filled to the brim with idiots.

Not just the average idiot mind you, but the idiot who has to let the world know all about his or her private and personal life, or lack of one, what he had for dinner, what she shoved into her child bearing gateway, what your great grand aunts wrinkled hairy tits actually look like. When faced with such exaggerated circumstances that these people put on their blogs, my guess is the average normal homosapien would probably get down on their knees, contort his or her face into one of endless constipations, and utter the question that has plagued us for centuries:

Why?

Why on earth would anyone, anyone at all be interested in your random experiments to post pictures, your fickle and insubstantial political views, your absolutely tasteless jokes, your links to some of the most idiotic websites to ever waste bandwidth, your incurable addiction to porn (I should know, I have one), your rants and raves on how much you hate your school, your rants and raves on how much you love your mom, your accomplishments (if any), your defeats (don’t get me started), your friends, lovers, enemies, that poor sod that you sodomized while he was passed out on the pavement last night after they kicked you out of the bar for rebuking an insensitive gay joke, your aspirations to be just another horrible factory churned pop pussy, or much worse, your philosophy’s or reasons for living?

Maybe it’s because after all the criticism in the world, human beings were created to love one another, and that no matter how much we hate the rest of the world, we just cant seem to have the mindlessness to kill them all. Sad isn’t it?

Comments
on Feb 04, 2004
you were the guy who got thrown out of the bar weren't you?

is that why you're so mad at the world?

you're right, we're all a bunch of losers... we should all quit blogging all together... and that includes you
on Feb 04, 2004
Wow. You hate alot of people Crazeemunky. Must be hard around the holidays.